1 00:01:57,719 --> 00:01:59,562 Gotcha. 2 00:02:02,776 --> 00:02:05,154 That's it, then. - Good night, Kermit. 3 00:03:56,434 --> 00:03:58,549 I... I saw him. - Who? 4 00:03:58,599 --> 00:04:00,848 I saw him, with my own eyes. 5 00:04:01,014 --> 00:04:02,019 Who did you see? 6 00:04:02,069 --> 00:04:04,368 He rose up out of the grave. 7 00:04:04,548 --> 00:04:06,772 The duke. - What are you talking about? 8 00:04:06,926 --> 00:04:09,395 The ghost of the dead duke. 9 00:04:09,557 --> 00:04:12,599 I saw him. He's in there! 10 00:05:10,114 --> 00:05:12,703 The ghost materialized itself somewhere near here. 11 00:05:12,865 --> 00:05:18,569 Went for a nocturnal stroll, dropped into the chapel, and then dematerialized itself again. 12 00:05:18,763 --> 00:05:22,228 Ghoulies and ghosties and things that go bump in the night. 13 00:05:22,410 --> 00:05:23,632 Ding dong. 14 00:05:23,788 --> 00:05:26,130 This ghost made more of a ding dong than a bump. 15 00:05:26,193 --> 00:05:28,820 It started swinging on the bell rope, kicked up quite a racket, 16 00:05:28,907 --> 00:05:30,194 loud enough to wake the uh... 17 00:05:30,960 --> 00:05:32,154 well, pretty loud, anyway. 18 00:05:32,331 --> 00:05:34,624 Was it just any old ghost or one person in particular? 19 00:05:34,800 --> 00:05:39,420 Very particular: Montague Staplow, the 6th Duke of Benedict. 20 00:05:39,840 --> 00:05:41,411 He died 1698. 21 00:05:41,461 --> 00:05:45,198 Now this is the family graveyard, all the Staplows are buried here. 22 00:05:45,365 --> 00:05:46,797 Not quite all. 23 00:05:47,574 --> 00:05:49,656 Rupert Staplow, the fifteenth Duke of Benedict, 24 00:05:49,786 --> 00:05:51,784 his body lies we know not where, 25 00:05:51,950 --> 00:05:53,664 lost in the Benedict mine disaster. 26 00:05:53,830 --> 00:05:57,719 This is to commemorate him and the brave men who died with him. 27 00:05:57,901 --> 00:06:00,885 The Benedict mine disaster. That was about five years ago, wasn't it? 28 00:06:01,685 --> 00:06:04,198 There were thirty men lost when the roof caved in. 29 00:06:04,355 --> 00:06:05,779 And they were never able to get out. 30 00:06:05,932 --> 00:06:08,782 The pit was sealed off and the mine closed down. 31 00:06:08,961 --> 00:06:13,006 Well, that lets out Rupert, the Fifteenth Duke. 32 00:06:13,149 --> 00:06:15,908 It couldn't have been him who popped up last night. 33 00:06:16,058 --> 00:06:18,085 Do you believe in ghosts, Steed? 34 00:06:18,246 --> 00:06:19,575 Someone does. 35 00:06:19,758 --> 00:06:21,770 Kermit, the hermit. 36 00:06:21,956 --> 00:06:25,039 You didn't answer my question. Do you believe? 37 00:06:25,167 --> 00:06:28,162 Let's put it this way, strange happenings need looking into. 38 00:06:28,321 --> 00:06:29,855 Now you stay here and browse around, 39 00:06:30,004 --> 00:06:32,556 and I'll go and see Kermit the hermit. 40 00:07:10,592 --> 00:07:12,479 Kermit? 41 00:07:14,741 --> 00:07:15,906 Kermit? 42 00:07:18,566 --> 00:07:19,467 Whoops. 43 00:07:19,979 --> 00:07:21,195 That's not a very nice welcome. 44 00:07:21,414 --> 00:07:23,367 I'd like to be left alone. 45 00:07:25,134 --> 00:07:28,932 I'd like you to, oof... to tell me a ghost story. 46 00:07:29,091 --> 00:07:29,982 Ghost? 47 00:07:30,032 --> 00:07:32,878 Yeah, like the one you saw last night. 48 00:07:32,978 --> 00:07:35,589 I didn't see anything; I had too much to drink. 49 00:07:35,736 --> 00:07:38,040 When I've had too much to drink I see things, hear things. 50 00:07:39,456 --> 00:07:40,853 Hear things? 51 00:07:41,011 --> 00:07:42,453 Just go away, leave me alone. 52 00:07:42,609 --> 00:07:43,966 I didn't see anything. 53 00:07:44,016 --> 00:07:46,900 There wasn't any ghost. There never was a ghost. 54 00:08:16,097 --> 00:08:17,685 The vibrations are marvellous. 55 00:08:18,443 --> 00:08:21,891 Vibrations, they're all around us, my psyche is absolutely tingling. 56 00:08:22,474 --> 00:08:27,233 Feel it? A sort of whoosh-mmm... 57 00:08:28,792 --> 00:08:31,006 Splendid. 58 00:08:31,168 --> 00:08:34,865 In fact I'd say it was the best whoosh-mmm... I've ever experienced. 59 00:08:36,033 --> 00:08:38,272 I'm Mandy Mackay, of F.O.G. 60 00:08:38,445 --> 00:08:39,175 F.O.G.? 61 00:08:41,416 --> 00:08:42,859 Friends of Ghosts. 62 00:08:43,032 --> 00:08:46,635 Yes, It's supery super natural here. 63 00:08:47,533 --> 00:08:50,124 Whoosh-mmm... 64 00:08:51,254 --> 00:08:52,424 Definitely. 65 00:08:52,966 --> 00:08:54,936 Ghosts all around us. 66 00:08:57,297 --> 00:08:59,107 Peel, Mrs. Emma Peel. 67 00:08:59,265 --> 00:09:00,481 Mrs. Peel. 68 00:09:00,825 --> 00:09:03,587 Yes, they're all here. 69 00:09:03,733 --> 00:09:04,871 And friendly? 70 00:09:04,977 --> 00:09:06,887 Oh, F.O.G. believes that all ghosts are friendly. 71 00:09:07,563 --> 00:09:10,815 People are always being frightened of ghosts. 72 00:09:10,973 --> 00:09:13,086 But have you ever considered that they might be frightened of us? 73 00:09:13,932 --> 00:09:15,657 We do give them a terrible time, you know. 74 00:09:15,823 --> 00:09:17,729 Hunting them, exorcising them. 75 00:09:17,899 --> 00:09:21,163 Every time they take a little stroll, someone's liable to throw a blue fit. 76 00:09:21,953 --> 00:09:23,124 Poor things. 77 00:09:23,291 --> 00:09:25,624 How many ghosts have you actually seen? 78 00:09:26,828 --> 00:09:29,882 Well, I haven't actually seen any. 79 00:09:30,442 --> 00:09:31,507 But I've sensed them. 80 00:09:31,681 --> 00:09:34,001 There's definitely one here, and I mean to seek him out. 81 00:09:34,671 --> 00:09:37,227 With cant and mumbo jumbo. 82 00:09:37,390 --> 00:09:39,093 With superstitious nonsense. 83 00:09:39,266 --> 00:09:40,658 You! 84 00:09:40,837 --> 00:09:45,460 Me, and I'm about to disprove all your silly little notions. 85 00:09:45,651 --> 00:09:49,389 George Spencer. He's from S.M.O.G., Mrs. Peel. 86 00:09:49,816 --> 00:09:50,506 S.M.O.G.? 87 00:09:50,675 --> 00:09:52,478 Scientific Measurement of Ghosts. 88 00:09:52,641 --> 00:09:55,749 A society that does not believe in ghosts, Mrs. Peel. 89 00:09:56,488 --> 00:09:59,347 There's a scientific explanation to all hauntings. 90 00:09:59,525 --> 00:10:01,318 And we find that explanation. 91 00:10:01,479 --> 00:10:02,711 Scientifically. 92 00:10:02,887 --> 00:10:04,691 We fight legend with logic. 93 00:10:04,864 --> 00:10:06,616 Folklore with facts. 94 00:10:06,764 --> 00:10:08,801 Cold clinical facts. 95 00:10:08,959 --> 00:10:13,583 You may rest assured the dead Duke of Benedict does not walk this area. 96 00:10:34,976 --> 00:10:36,096 Morning! 97 00:10:39,686 --> 00:10:41,830 Lucky I was flying high. 98 00:10:42,421 --> 00:10:44,126 Otherwise you would have winged me. 99 00:10:44,292 --> 00:10:45,407 You saw the notice. 100 00:10:45,743 --> 00:10:48,148 Back there, "Keep Out", you saw it? 101 00:10:48,312 --> 00:10:50,081 Yes, yes. - Well? 102 00:10:51,442 --> 00:10:53,174 Beautiful bright paint. 103 00:10:53,318 --> 00:10:55,066 Excellent lettering, easy to read. 104 00:10:55,218 --> 00:10:57,475 I would have preferred a 4 point Doric, myself. 105 00:10:57,648 --> 00:11:00,920 But on the whole, I'd say, an excellent notice. 106 00:11:01,089 --> 00:11:02,502 It meant what it said, "Keep Out". 107 00:11:03,047 --> 00:11:04,235 Keep away. 108 00:11:04,410 --> 00:11:07,103 You're in danger, of ruffling my feathers. 109 00:11:15,184 --> 00:11:16,439 What's going on? Masgard! 110 00:11:16,602 --> 00:11:18,456 Only a trespasser, your grace. Don't worry, I'll take care of it. 111 00:11:18,618 --> 00:11:22,077 Your Grace, the Duke of Benedict? John Steed, there's a business matter. 112 00:11:22,247 --> 00:11:24,545 Is there somewhere private we can talk? 113 00:11:26,452 --> 00:11:28,851 Certainly. 114 00:11:37,018 --> 00:11:39,414 When I have laid all this out, the trap will be set. 115 00:11:39,582 --> 00:11:41,151 Do you really think you'll catch something? 116 00:11:41,309 --> 00:11:43,137 I have caught things before. 117 00:11:43,364 --> 00:11:44,731 But only hoaxers. 118 00:11:44,890 --> 00:11:46,232 Practical jokers. 119 00:11:46,374 --> 00:11:48,613 Never a real, genuine ghost. 120 00:11:48,770 --> 00:11:53,551 Well, if you can't resonate one, you can always cut him down to size with that sword. 121 00:11:53,708 --> 00:11:55,694 You're both unbelievers. 122 00:11:55,834 --> 00:11:57,731 You've got be in sympathy. 123 00:11:57,897 --> 00:11:59,775 Without sympathy you won't see anything. 124 00:11:59,933 --> 00:12:04,158 I fear you're right. It'll be a long, cold fruitless vigil. 125 00:12:04,322 --> 00:12:06,194 Do you intend staying here all night? 126 00:12:06,352 --> 00:12:09,105 At least until midnight, the witching hour. 127 00:12:11,499 --> 00:12:14,136 I must apologize for my estate manager. 128 00:12:14,298 --> 00:12:15,929 He takes his duties rather seriously. 129 00:12:16,092 --> 00:12:18,723 This delightful claret fully makes up for his discourtesy. 130 00:12:18,868 --> 00:12:20,118 I thought it might. 131 00:12:20,815 --> 00:12:22,712 Tell me now, Steed, what do you want to see me about? 132 00:12:23,784 --> 00:12:26,099 Ah. Who's this? 133 00:12:26,240 --> 00:12:29,298 Oh, that's poor old cousin, Rupert. 134 00:12:29,943 --> 00:12:32,041 He died in the mine disaster, didn't he? 135 00:12:32,196 --> 00:12:32,833 Yes, poor fellow. 136 00:12:32,982 --> 00:12:35,847 He was taking some visitors around at the time and the roof caved in. 137 00:12:35,996 --> 00:12:38,298 And the Fifteenth Duke was no more. 138 00:12:38,446 --> 00:12:39,999 And the Sixteenth took over. 139 00:12:40,164 --> 00:12:40,931 Right. 140 00:12:41,110 --> 00:12:42,544 What a fine old house. 141 00:12:44,770 --> 00:12:46,018 Ah. 142 00:12:46,168 --> 00:12:48,904 Now, look here, Steed, what is this business of yours? 143 00:12:49,080 --> 00:12:51,709 My business is shooting. 144 00:12:54,836 --> 00:12:56,125 Shooting? 145 00:12:57,662 --> 00:13:00,013 Well, I heard the game around here was very good. 146 00:13:00,175 --> 00:13:03,644 So I thought I'd ask your permission to roam around and bang away at it. 147 00:13:03,808 --> 00:13:05,705 I'm afraid that would be quite impossible, Mr. Steed. 148 00:13:05,866 --> 00:13:08,090 We've had so much poaching this year the game is very scarce. 149 00:13:08,254 --> 00:13:09,917 I'm sure you understand. 150 00:13:10,053 --> 00:13:11,988 Oh yes, yes, poachers, hoards of them. 151 00:13:12,078 --> 00:13:14,066 I'm terribly sorry, my dear chap. 152 00:13:14,241 --> 00:13:16,947 Well, it wasn't a wasted visit, anyway. 153 00:13:17,104 --> 00:13:18,879 And access to your cellar. 154 00:13:20,659 --> 00:13:22,235 Cellar? 155 00:13:22,380 --> 00:13:24,799 Do you mean he's been down... do you mean... 156 00:13:24,849 --> 00:13:26,222 He's referring to the wine. 157 00:13:26,361 --> 00:13:30,068 It's an old English custom to refer to one's wine stock as one's cellar. 158 00:13:33,637 --> 00:13:35,448 Bur perhaps he's um... 159 00:13:36,178 --> 00:13:38,833 he's unfamiliar with old English customs. 160 00:13:39,608 --> 00:13:41,631 Well, it's been awfully nice meeting you, Steed. 161 00:13:41,788 --> 00:13:45,368 I hope you'll come back again when we're not so busy. 162 00:13:53,484 --> 00:13:55,077 Sun tan lotion? 163 00:13:55,228 --> 00:13:56,580 About a ton of it. 164 00:13:56,749 --> 00:13:58,764 And that's not all. - No? 165 00:14:02,082 --> 00:14:03,940 The duke's estate. 166 00:14:04,104 --> 00:14:05,695 Hotly defended by gamekeepers. 167 00:14:05,862 --> 00:14:06,802 Isn't that their job? 168 00:14:06,944 --> 00:14:08,951 Yes, but not when they shoot at things out of season. 169 00:14:09,119 --> 00:14:10,431 What's out of season, now? 170 00:14:10,605 --> 00:14:12,516 Me. And that's not all. 171 00:14:13,180 --> 00:14:16,592 There's a very strange chap called Masgard - he works for the duke. 172 00:14:17,227 --> 00:14:20,033 He was very nervy when I mentioned the wine cellar. 173 00:14:20,181 --> 00:14:21,068 Which wine cellar? 174 00:14:21,651 --> 00:14:23,268 The duke's. 175 00:14:23,413 --> 00:14:25,936 And you think there's something nasty in the duke's wine cellar. 176 00:14:26,084 --> 00:14:27,195 Could be. 177 00:14:30,835 --> 00:14:33,268 Well, what's it to be? Same again? 178 00:14:34,063 --> 00:14:36,170 Same again, please landlord. 179 00:14:39,898 --> 00:14:41,223 What did you find out? 180 00:14:48,518 --> 00:14:50,841 Nothing. - Nothing? Nothing at all? 181 00:14:51,010 --> 00:14:52,461 Just a couple of ghost hunters. 182 00:14:52,640 --> 00:14:55,403 One of them's keeping a twilight watch at the chapel now. 183 00:15:24,139 --> 00:15:26,812 First, there's Spencer of S.M.O.G.. S.M.O.G.? 184 00:15:27,129 --> 00:15:29,197 S.M.O.G.. He does it all by science. 185 00:15:29,378 --> 00:15:31,600 Then there's Mandy Mackay of F.O.G.. F.O.G.? 186 00:15:31,785 --> 00:15:35,658 F.O.G.. She does it all by... ah, Miss Mackay! 187 00:15:35,800 --> 00:15:38,603 I was just telling Mr. Steed about the Friends of Ghosts. 188 00:15:38,762 --> 00:15:40,192 Mandy Mackay, John Steed. - How do you do? 189 00:15:40,349 --> 00:15:41,198 Hello. 190 00:15:41,381 --> 00:15:43,222 Do you believe in ghosts, Mr. Steed? 191 00:16:12,775 --> 00:16:14,542 That sword! 192 00:16:32,148 --> 00:16:33,635 It's uncanny. 193 00:16:34,038 --> 00:16:35,698 Unbelievable. 194 00:16:37,079 --> 00:16:39,174 Supernatural. 195 00:16:40,617 --> 00:16:43,469 It's an omen. A bad omen. 196 00:16:46,034 --> 00:16:46,911 Hooper! 197 00:16:47,093 --> 00:16:51,114 Hooper! - All right, all right, keep your voice down. 198 00:16:51,305 --> 00:16:53,016 I want two bottles. 199 00:16:54,529 --> 00:16:56,152 Two bottles of the usual. 200 00:16:59,122 --> 00:17:01,078 No, not me usual. 201 00:17:01,582 --> 00:17:03,678 Something a little better. 202 00:17:04,740 --> 00:17:08,776 Something a bit more quality. 203 00:17:22,695 --> 00:17:25,285 That's mine, I earned it. 204 00:17:25,465 --> 00:17:26,765 Earned it? How did you earn it? 205 00:17:26,907 --> 00:17:30,842 I didn't do any harm. Just told a lie, that's all. 206 00:17:30,981 --> 00:17:33,602 About the ghost. - You said there wasn't a ghost. 207 00:17:34,631 --> 00:17:36,237 That's the lie I told. 208 00:17:38,044 --> 00:17:39,695 It was a ghost all right. 209 00:17:39,842 --> 00:17:41,430 Saw it with my own eyes. 210 00:17:41,914 --> 00:17:45,062 But he paid me to say I hadn't seen it. 211 00:17:45,230 --> 00:17:46,174 Who paid you? 212 00:17:46,224 --> 00:17:48,318 Him, up at the duke's. 213 00:17:49,176 --> 00:17:52,085 Masgard. Masgard paid me. 214 00:17:52,249 --> 00:17:54,154 You are quite correct, Mr. Steed. 215 00:17:54,896 --> 00:17:56,932 I did pay Kermit to keep his mouth shut. 216 00:17:57,109 --> 00:17:57,961 Why? 217 00:17:58,109 --> 00:18:00,803 I really don't see that that has anything to do with you. 218 00:18:01,624 --> 00:18:02,978 But I don't mind telling you. 219 00:18:03,586 --> 00:18:06,031 This story about a ghost. 220 00:18:06,809 --> 00:18:10,605 Let a thing like that spread, and people will come here from miles around. 221 00:18:10,764 --> 00:18:13,840 Hundreds of them, maybe thousands. 222 00:18:14,004 --> 00:18:15,970 It could ruin the estate. 223 00:18:16,132 --> 00:18:17,442 Frighten the game away. 224 00:18:18,726 --> 00:18:22,902 And as a sportsman I'm sure you share my concern for the game. 225 00:18:23,717 --> 00:18:28,951 So I paid Kermit in order to stop the story before it started. 226 00:18:29,771 --> 00:18:30,922 Satisfied? 227 00:18:31,640 --> 00:18:36,506 As a sportsman, let's just say I share your concern for the game. 228 00:19:34,650 --> 00:19:36,282 Right, ready when you are. 229 00:19:36,432 --> 00:19:38,130 I still don't think you should come along. 230 00:19:38,289 --> 00:19:40,357 Nonsense. If you're going to keep watch, so am I. 231 00:19:40,898 --> 00:19:42,109 You, an unbeliever? 232 00:19:42,267 --> 00:19:44,873 A disbeliever. It's not quite the same thing. 233 00:19:45,039 --> 00:19:47,023 I'm sceptical, but I could be convinced. 234 00:19:47,333 --> 00:19:50,061 I still don't feel any sympathy. 235 00:19:50,111 --> 00:19:53,413 Spencer wasn't in sympathy with the ghost, but it put in an appearance for him, 236 00:19:53,584 --> 00:19:55,831 with a vengeance. Shall we go? 237 00:20:04,724 --> 00:20:07,236 You must promise to do as I say, if a ghost appears. 238 00:20:07,397 --> 00:20:10,951 You tackle his legs, I'll bash him over the head. 239 00:20:11,127 --> 00:20:13,405 That is unless he's got it tucked underneath his arm. 240 00:20:31,765 --> 00:20:33,191 It's cold in here. 241 00:20:34,177 --> 00:20:35,603 That isn't the cold. 242 00:20:39,142 --> 00:20:41,341 It's the vibrations. 243 00:20:46,581 --> 00:20:48,325 They're all around us. 244 00:20:48,873 --> 00:20:50,048 Stronger than ever. 245 00:20:58,875 --> 00:21:01,047 The usual? - In a minute. 246 00:21:01,149 --> 00:21:03,423 What do you know about the Duke of Benedict? 247 00:21:06,377 --> 00:21:09,312 This one? No backbone. 248 00:21:09,503 --> 00:21:12,605 Rupert now, the Fifteenth Duke, he was a real man. 249 00:21:12,788 --> 00:21:15,178 Things were different when he was alive. 250 00:21:15,861 --> 00:21:18,343 It was a terrible disaster when we lost him like that. 251 00:21:18,789 --> 00:21:20,118 What happened exactly? 252 00:21:20,667 --> 00:21:22,425 We never did find out for sure. 253 00:21:22,589 --> 00:21:27,481 Mr. Rupert was showing off some of his mining techniques to a party of more than thirty. 254 00:21:27,625 --> 00:21:29,495 Mining experts, most of them. 255 00:21:30,557 --> 00:21:32,996 Pitfall. The roof caved in. 256 00:21:33,811 --> 00:21:34,917 They never got them out? 257 00:21:36,040 --> 00:21:38,022 So they closed the mine. 258 00:21:38,302 --> 00:21:41,800 And made it a sort of tomb for them all. 259 00:21:41,992 --> 00:21:44,850 There's a draft coming from somewhere. Do you feel it? 260 00:21:45,012 --> 00:21:46,276 It's the door. 261 00:21:46,410 --> 00:21:47,881 No, it's closed. 262 00:21:50,108 --> 00:21:52,057 So it is. 263 00:21:52,239 --> 00:21:54,294 It's coming from somewhere. 264 00:21:59,374 --> 00:22:01,039 Somewhere over here. 265 00:22:14,118 --> 00:22:15,695 What about Masgard? 266 00:22:16,585 --> 00:22:18,347 What about Masgard? 267 00:22:19,575 --> 00:22:21,005 Well, where was he? 268 00:22:21,221 --> 00:22:22,036 When? 269 00:22:22,175 --> 00:22:24,140 When the mine caved in. 270 00:22:24,320 --> 00:22:26,523 No idea. He's only been here a month. 271 00:22:27,445 --> 00:22:30,242 He's very familiar with the Duke, if he's only been here a month. 272 00:22:30,292 --> 00:22:32,092 Isn't he, though. 273 00:22:34,810 --> 00:22:36,920 Well I better be going, if Mrs. Peel comes in, you'll... 274 00:22:37,023 --> 00:22:39,372 Mrs. Peel went out to the chapel. 275 00:22:40,604 --> 00:22:43,730 She's keeping watch. 276 00:22:55,255 --> 00:22:56,442 What happened? What is it? 277 00:22:59,267 --> 00:23:00,889 The ghost. 278 00:23:01,629 --> 00:23:02,940 It took her. 279 00:23:03,610 --> 00:23:06,414 It took Mrs. Peel. 280 00:23:43,281 --> 00:23:45,213 That's better. 281 00:23:51,124 --> 00:23:53,127 Now just calm down and tell us what happened. 282 00:24:01,747 --> 00:24:06,307 We were standing there, then there was this bright light. 283 00:24:06,357 --> 00:24:07,697 And there he was. - Who was? 284 00:24:07,747 --> 00:24:11,742 He was. The g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g... 285 00:24:13,812 --> 00:24:17,065 ...ghost. The ghost of the duke. 286 00:24:17,115 --> 00:24:19,419 Rising up from his tomb. 287 00:24:19,945 --> 00:24:22,652 All white, and transparent. 288 00:24:23,744 --> 00:24:24,864 Transparent? 289 00:24:25,043 --> 00:24:27,345 You could have read a newspaper through him. - Could you? 290 00:24:27,446 --> 00:24:28,824 Go on. 291 00:24:30,766 --> 00:24:34,700 He stretched out his arms, moved towards Mrs. Peel, 292 00:24:35,161 --> 00:24:37,233 and, and then... - And then? 293 00:24:37,713 --> 00:24:38,820 And then I ran. 294 00:24:41,129 --> 00:24:42,147 And Mrs. Peel? 295 00:24:42,549 --> 00:24:43,909 Didn't run. 296 00:24:44,520 --> 00:24:48,038 I say! I've actually seen my first ghost! 297 00:24:49,929 --> 00:24:51,677 My dear fellow. 298 00:24:53,206 --> 00:24:56,090 I've just heard. - I've seen my first ghost. 299 00:24:56,586 --> 00:24:58,679 I'll do everything I can to help. 300 00:24:58,841 --> 00:25:01,476 I've seen my first ghost, my very first ghost. 301 00:25:01,647 --> 00:25:04,152 My people are searching the whole area. 302 00:25:04,333 --> 00:25:05,838 They'll work all night if necessary. 303 00:25:05,983 --> 00:25:08,544 My first ghost. - She's seen her first ghost. 304 00:25:09,766 --> 00:25:11,109 Funny business. 305 00:25:11,820 --> 00:25:15,578 Hilarious. - I've actually seen my first ghost. 306 00:25:19,172 --> 00:25:20,187 Keep at it. 307 00:25:24,251 --> 00:25:25,461 Ah, my dear chap. 308 00:25:28,815 --> 00:25:29,836 No luck, I'm afraid. 309 00:25:30,003 --> 00:25:31,564 That's a relief. - Eh? 310 00:25:31,719 --> 00:25:34,356 I don't relish finding Mrs. Peel in a graveyard. 311 00:25:34,516 --> 00:25:36,214 No. No, no, of course. 312 00:25:36,587 --> 00:25:39,706 So, we'll keep at it, what? See what we can dig up. 313 00:25:40,396 --> 00:25:42,809 I mean, see what we can find. 314 00:25:44,293 --> 00:25:47,408 They won't find anything here. 315 00:25:50,017 --> 00:25:51,873 It's the wrong place. 316 00:25:53,239 --> 00:25:55,202 They should try the mine. 317 00:25:55,717 --> 00:25:57,816 That's where the others are. 318 00:25:58,393 --> 00:25:59,610 Others? What others? 319 00:26:32,683 --> 00:26:35,827 Ah, ah. You have to offer some information. 320 00:26:36,323 --> 00:26:38,133 Now you said the others were here. 321 00:26:38,183 --> 00:26:39,108 What others? 322 00:26:39,572 --> 00:26:42,243 The Fifteenth Duke, Mr. Rupert. 323 00:26:42,711 --> 00:26:43,999 And those that were with him. 324 00:26:44,173 --> 00:26:47,073 What, you mean the men that died in the mine disaster? 325 00:26:47,958 --> 00:26:49,238 They're not dead. 326 00:26:49,710 --> 00:26:51,631 They're still here. 327 00:26:52,998 --> 00:26:54,661 Down there. 328 00:26:58,460 --> 00:27:02,898 All right, that was five years ago, they died, five years ago. 329 00:27:03,062 --> 00:27:04,765 They're still alive. 330 00:27:04,926 --> 00:27:08,656 Alive. Down there. 331 00:27:09,161 --> 00:27:11,185 I heard them. - Heard what? 332 00:27:11,839 --> 00:27:13,776 Them, down there. 333 00:27:13,894 --> 00:27:18,534 Trying to tunnel out. I heard them, tapping. 334 00:31:24,160 --> 00:31:25,374 Why is this light on? 335 00:31:25,557 --> 00:31:26,848 Who's been down here? 336 00:31:27,671 --> 00:31:29,990 I expect they've been shifting the gear around. 337 00:31:31,959 --> 00:31:34,168 And who run the graveyard a bag of beef. 338 00:31:34,255 --> 00:31:36,068 An unnecessary bit of theatricality on your part. 339 00:31:36,261 --> 00:31:37,118 But I thought that you'd think... 340 00:31:37,168 --> 00:31:38,742 You're not required to think, but to do as you're told. 341 00:31:38,916 --> 00:31:41,381 Well, it seemed like a good idea to help Steed... 342 00:31:41,556 --> 00:31:44,260 Any more good ideas, and you'll have to go underground for a while. 343 00:31:44,420 --> 00:31:45,600 Well, I'm awfully sorry. 344 00:31:51,234 --> 00:31:51,743 You're late. 345 00:31:52,232 --> 00:31:54,426 Sorry, there was... - All right, all right, hurry it up. 346 00:31:57,176 --> 00:31:59,816 You weren't serious about sending me down below, were you? 347 00:31:59,905 --> 00:32:01,482 I mean, you wouldn't... 348 00:32:06,081 --> 00:32:07,432 What do we do now? 349 00:32:07,616 --> 00:32:09,449 You will come to learn we never panic. 350 00:32:10,665 --> 00:32:12,300 There is a solution to every problem. 351 00:32:18,934 --> 00:32:21,741 All right, all right! 352 00:32:25,504 --> 00:32:26,497 What's up? 353 00:32:27,842 --> 00:32:28,958 I want to get down the mine. 354 00:32:29,827 --> 00:32:30,395 You what? 355 00:32:30,540 --> 00:32:32,119 Is there someone in the village who can take me there? 356 00:32:32,821 --> 00:32:35,430 Look, is there someone who knows how? 357 00:32:35,892 --> 00:32:37,426 Well, there's me. 358 00:32:37,988 --> 00:32:38,476 Oh, good. 359 00:32:39,587 --> 00:32:41,542 Yeah, I worked in that mine for ten years. 360 00:32:41,716 --> 00:32:43,049 Then you can take me down, can't you? 361 00:32:44,257 --> 00:32:44,743 No. 362 00:32:46,200 --> 00:32:47,798 Not there. - Why not? 363 00:32:47,848 --> 00:32:52,144 There's nothing mortal scares me, but that pit's a tomb. 364 00:32:53,192 --> 00:32:55,896 An evil place. - Oh, come now. 365 00:32:56,495 --> 00:32:57,871 No. 366 00:32:58,354 --> 00:33:00,948 But I'll send you down, I'll operate the cage. 367 00:33:01,127 --> 00:33:02,229 But I stay on top. 368 00:33:02,376 --> 00:33:03,872 Fair enough. 369 00:33:06,687 --> 00:33:08,337 I suppose there's a good reason? 370 00:33:08,862 --> 00:33:13,231 Let's say there's the uh... ghost - of a good reason. 371 00:33:24,552 --> 00:33:26,694 I thought so. 372 00:33:26,857 --> 00:33:29,905 It's about the haunting, isn't it, and Mrs. Peel? 373 00:33:30,064 --> 00:33:31,519 I'm coming with you. 374 00:33:31,645 --> 00:33:33,789 Absolutely no. 375 00:33:33,943 --> 00:33:36,844 Well, I couldn't dare not go. I'd be drummed out of F.O.G.. 376 00:33:37,040 --> 00:33:38,680 You wouldn't want that to happen, would you? 377 00:33:38,869 --> 00:33:41,958 Now look here, Miss Mackay, if you think you can make me change my... 378 00:33:42,133 --> 00:33:43,843 that you can twist me around your... 379 00:33:44,602 --> 00:33:47,809 by rolling those... beautiful blue eyes of yours... 380 00:33:47,976 --> 00:33:49,544 They're grey, actually. 381 00:33:50,138 --> 00:33:53,971 So they are. They're soft grey, I love the way... 382 00:33:54,173 --> 00:33:56,164 No! No! No! 383 00:34:02,994 --> 00:34:04,271 You let me go first. 384 00:34:15,792 --> 00:34:18,302 That wheel hasn't turned in five years. 385 00:34:18,713 --> 00:34:20,292 That's the theory. 386 00:34:21,044 --> 00:34:22,291 Cage is over here. 387 00:34:41,626 --> 00:34:43,362 Squad, halt! 388 00:34:43,969 --> 00:34:45,639 Right face! 389 00:34:50,663 --> 00:34:56,150 One, two, three, four, five, 390 00:34:56,287 --> 00:35:02,831 six, seven, eight, nine, fire! 391 00:35:04,509 --> 00:35:09,136 Quick, march. Left, right, left, right, left, right... 392 00:35:26,482 --> 00:35:29,098 It's a marvellously spooky atmosphere. 393 00:35:29,788 --> 00:35:33,408 But no whoosh-mmm. 394 00:35:36,052 --> 00:35:39,123 I mean who ever heard of a subterranean ghost. 395 00:35:39,651 --> 00:35:42,027 A ghost is a spirit of the dead, isn't it? 396 00:35:42,606 --> 00:35:46,036 Well, there must be at least thirty dead somewhere down here. 397 00:35:55,188 --> 00:35:56,826 All right, Hopper, who's down there? 398 00:35:57,472 --> 00:35:59,668 Don't be heroic, I asked you a question. 399 00:36:00,454 --> 00:36:01,494 Steed and the girl. 400 00:36:02,186 --> 00:36:03,093 Girl? 401 00:36:03,757 --> 00:36:05,405 Miss Mackay. She's with him. 402 00:36:05,591 --> 00:36:06,763 Is she now? 403 00:36:09,758 --> 00:36:12,054 Get an axe, cut through the cables. 404 00:36:17,575 --> 00:36:19,465 Well, we must have walked miles. 405 00:36:19,843 --> 00:36:20,955 About one mile. 406 00:36:21,135 --> 00:36:22,907 Don't you think it's far enough, there's nothing down here, Steed. 407 00:36:23,223 --> 00:36:25,437 Sh, sh. - What is it? 408 00:36:26,236 --> 00:36:27,278 Listen. 409 00:36:28,316 --> 00:36:29,993 I don't hear anything. 410 00:36:31,481 --> 00:36:33,051 It stopped now. 411 00:36:35,119 --> 00:36:37,197 But it came from over there, I'm sure of it. 412 00:36:39,949 --> 00:36:43,762 This could be the rock fall that trapped those men. 413 00:36:45,194 --> 00:36:48,658 If it is, there must be solid rock all the way back for miles. 414 00:36:48,926 --> 00:36:50,798 I mean they didn't get out, did they? 415 00:37:33,022 --> 00:37:34,172 Rupert! 416 00:37:34,350 --> 00:37:36,025 That's right, Steed. 417 00:37:36,445 --> 00:37:40,355 Rupert. The Fifteenth Duke of Benedict. 418 00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:42,944 I had hoped you wouldn't get this far. 419 00:37:43,553 --> 00:37:45,969 But you have. And now you must stay. 420 00:38:11,269 --> 00:38:14,487 You! I've seen your name on a grave. 421 00:38:15,409 --> 00:38:18,304 Perhaps I am dead. Perhaps we're both dead. 422 00:38:18,946 --> 00:38:20,404 And this is some kind of hell. 423 00:38:22,715 --> 00:38:23,994 Most of the others are dead. 424 00:38:24,540 --> 00:38:25,787 The men who were with you. 425 00:38:25,878 --> 00:38:30,184 Yes, there were more than thirty of us. Now, there are just five. 426 00:38:31,106 --> 00:38:34,156 Just five. All the others are gone. 427 00:38:36,348 --> 00:38:38,415 And that's their only monument. 428 00:38:38,576 --> 00:38:40,479 They kept us down here to build that. 429 00:38:43,463 --> 00:38:45,173 Down? What do you mean "down"? 430 00:38:45,339 --> 00:38:48,139 That street you see. Have you the faintest idea where we are? 431 00:38:51,700 --> 00:38:54,085 We're more than a mile and a half underground. 432 00:38:55,534 --> 00:38:58,209 The sunlight is provided, so is the fresh air. 433 00:38:59,412 --> 00:39:02,154 But why? - Well you may ask, Mrs. Peel. 434 00:39:03,037 --> 00:39:04,320 Out. 435 00:39:15,024 --> 00:39:19,827 Masgard. I don't think we've had the pleasure. 436 00:39:19,987 --> 00:39:21,074 Pleasure? 437 00:39:21,684 --> 00:39:23,778 I've heard all about you, Mr. Masgard. 438 00:39:24,622 --> 00:39:26,977 Your friend, Mr. Steed. 439 00:39:27,675 --> 00:39:30,648 Yes. 440 00:39:30,816 --> 00:39:33,481 And what do you think of our arrangements? 441 00:39:33,660 --> 00:39:36,170 Of course you can only see a small part of it from here. 442 00:39:36,367 --> 00:39:38,332 A very small part. 443 00:39:39,087 --> 00:39:43,575 But beyond that street is a complete town. 444 00:39:44,681 --> 00:39:48,591 Shops, cinemas, recreation parks. 445 00:39:48,739 --> 00:39:50,564 Every amenity. 446 00:39:51,412 --> 00:39:52,593 You look surprised. 447 00:39:53,159 --> 00:39:54,327 I am. 448 00:39:54,491 --> 00:39:58,190 I know there's a population problem up top, but I don't see the point in... 449 00:39:58,239 --> 00:39:59,754 in building a town underground. 450 00:40:00,508 --> 00:40:02,409 Well, it's quite simple. 451 00:40:02,420 --> 00:40:06,799 If an army of men is to stay under the earth for ten, perhaps fifteen years, 452 00:40:06,982 --> 00:40:08,309 they will need every comfort. 453 00:40:08,440 --> 00:40:10,502 It's absolutely essential for their morale. 454 00:40:10,608 --> 00:40:14,555 So that they are perfectly ready when needed. 455 00:40:15,964 --> 00:40:18,368 An army? - Quite soon, yes. 456 00:40:19,056 --> 00:40:23,637 Our town is fairly empty at the moment. We're operating with a minimum force. 457 00:40:24,320 --> 00:40:29,313 But within a month, we will have a population of over 20,000. 458 00:40:29,491 --> 00:40:32,293 Trained, fighting men, with their families. 459 00:40:32,449 --> 00:40:36,223 And they, and all the supplies they need, 460 00:40:36,907 --> 00:40:40,480 will be brought here by submarine. 461 00:40:41,981 --> 00:40:43,535 A submarine? 462 00:40:44,146 --> 00:40:45,465 To a coal mine? 463 00:40:45,599 --> 00:40:47,259 It's only a few miles to the coast. 464 00:40:47,970 --> 00:40:49,159 You've got to have a tunnel. 465 00:40:49,312 --> 00:40:50,484 We have a tunnel. 466 00:40:50,815 --> 00:40:52,281 It's nearing completion at the moment. 467 00:40:52,782 --> 00:40:54,995 A tunnel from here to the sea. 468 00:40:55,687 --> 00:40:57,721 So the mining disaster was a fake. 469 00:40:57,875 --> 00:41:00,233 We had to have the top men for our task. 470 00:41:00,399 --> 00:41:02,316 Mining experts of the highest degree. 471 00:41:02,479 --> 00:41:04,880 And Geoffrey, the Duke of Benedict? 472 00:41:05,498 --> 00:41:08,792 An outer cover man, I think he might be called. 473 00:41:08,953 --> 00:41:11,129 It's very difficult for us to go up on top. 474 00:41:11,288 --> 00:41:13,356 You get so pale living down here. 475 00:41:13,518 --> 00:41:14,627 I would not have gone up if... 476 00:41:14,790 --> 00:41:17,560 if Rupert hadn't escaped and started the ghost scare. 477 00:41:17,719 --> 00:41:19,090 Exactly. 478 00:41:20,356 --> 00:41:25,034 It's far too elaborate for a private fantasy. 479 00:41:25,788 --> 00:41:29,134 It is neither private, nor a fantasy, Mrs. Peel. 480 00:41:30,140 --> 00:41:32,944 My country plans ahead. 481 00:41:33,532 --> 00:41:38,074 And one day soon, we will decimate your country. 482 00:41:38,728 --> 00:41:39,124 Up there. 483 00:41:39,174 --> 00:41:43,909 But down here, we will escape the effects of the radiation, 484 00:41:44,089 --> 00:41:48,934 and one day, our army will move. 485 00:41:49,125 --> 00:41:55,820 It will rise up into the cold fresh air, and Britain will be ours. 486 00:41:56,871 --> 00:41:58,478 But that is for the future. 487 00:41:59,677 --> 00:42:03,173 We still have a few problems of the present to take care of. 488 00:42:22,915 --> 00:42:25,603 Yes, they are taking him to be shot. 489 00:42:27,191 --> 00:42:31,961 Execution squad, halt! 490 00:42:33,487 --> 00:42:35,497 Right face! 491 00:42:46,734 --> 00:42:53,422 It's customary to ask, do you have any last request before you... 492 00:42:53,587 --> 00:42:55,325 Yes, would you cancel my milk? 493 00:42:58,201 --> 00:42:59,521 Last cigarette? 494 00:43:00,182 --> 00:43:01,549 No, thank you. 495 00:43:02,347 --> 00:43:03,877 Oh, do you mind if I do? 496 00:43:04,263 --> 00:43:05,335 Not at all. 497 00:43:10,667 --> 00:43:12,535 It's important to do these things well. 498 00:43:12,705 --> 00:43:14,091 Yes. Thank you. 499 00:43:52,420 --> 00:43:53,665 Blindfold? 500 00:43:58,686 --> 00:44:01,038 I think so. 501 00:44:20,935 --> 00:44:22,671 No peeping. 502 00:44:54,075 --> 00:44:56,432 We're ready. - Good. 503 00:45:02,777 --> 00:45:04,934 Right. I'll see to it straight away. 504 00:45:40,101 --> 00:45:42,948 Execution squad, prepare to take aim. 505 00:45:47,432 --> 00:45:48,930 One, 506 00:45:50,270 --> 00:45:51,583 two, 507 00:45:53,484 --> 00:45:54,539 three, 508 00:45:56,184 --> 00:45:57,200 four, 509 00:46:00,577 --> 00:46:01,815 five, 510 00:46:05,156 --> 00:46:06,257 six, 511 00:46:08,723 --> 00:46:09,881 seven, 512 00:46:12,039 --> 00:46:13,714 eight, 513 00:46:15,904 --> 00:46:17,108 nine, 514 00:46:18,916 --> 00:46:20,030 fire! 515 00:46:52,506 --> 00:46:55,172 For that you definitely get a mention in my will. 516 00:46:55,687 --> 00:46:58,653 Did the whole of your past life flash before your eyes? 517 00:46:59,190 --> 00:47:01,825 Yes, infinitely enjoyable. 518 00:47:02,020 --> 00:47:03,222 You know what's going on here. 519 00:47:03,375 --> 00:47:04,351 I've a good idea. 520 00:47:04,510 --> 00:47:06,602 Highly antisocial. - Agreed. 521 00:47:06,761 --> 00:47:08,528 It's got to be stopped. - Yes. 522 00:47:08,756 --> 00:47:12,418 We've had special instructions to bury you. 523 00:47:12,592 --> 00:47:15,477 Not just yet, thank you very much. 524 00:47:15,635 --> 00:47:17,387 Now, who knows a way out of here? 525 00:47:17,824 --> 00:47:19,503 There are only two ways out. 526 00:47:19,914 --> 00:47:21,827 The shaft itself, and the main exit. 527 00:47:22,311 --> 00:47:25,467 Exit. Ah! Now that's a word I approve of. 528 00:47:25,623 --> 00:47:27,291 Now that's a good word: exit. 529 00:47:27,377 --> 00:47:31,607 From the Latin Exodus, "to de part from, to leave, to escape". 530 00:47:31,710 --> 00:47:33,368 "To follow me." Are you coming? 531 00:47:49,007 --> 00:47:52,103 Call out the guard! 532 00:47:52,205 --> 00:47:53,808 This runs up to the lower level. 533 00:47:53,981 --> 00:47:56,079 After that there are tunnels leading to various exits. 534 00:47:56,252 --> 00:47:58,715 The Benedict wine cellars, the graveyard, the chapel. 535 00:47:58,859 --> 00:47:59,472 This is the only way up? 536 00:47:59,616 --> 00:48:00,082 Yes. 537 00:48:00,269 --> 00:48:01,481 How about cutting one or two wires? 538 00:48:01,598 --> 00:48:03,129 Wait until we're on top. 539 00:48:03,268 --> 00:48:04,969 They thought they were building a refuge, but in actual fact... 540 00:48:05,127 --> 00:48:06,539 they were building a trap. 541 00:48:11,368 --> 00:48:13,601 I wish to make this quite clear: they will be found. 542 00:48:13,753 --> 00:48:16,007 Every inch of the city will be turned out. 543 00:48:33,835 --> 00:48:35,056 It's not working! 544 00:48:35,162 --> 00:48:37,648 The mineshaft. If we hurry... - Shut up! 545 00:48:42,837 --> 00:48:44,765 I cut the cables. 546 00:49:10,009 --> 00:49:11,393 You frightened him. 547 00:49:11,521 --> 00:49:13,503 Poor dear, he thought he saw a ghost. 548 00:49:13,640 --> 00:49:15,050 Well, breakfast at the pub. 549 00:49:15,385 --> 00:49:16,354 That's the spirit. 550 00:49:27,320 --> 00:49:29,006 Found the trouble? 551 00:49:29,633 --> 00:49:31,364 Not yet, sir. 552 00:49:34,406 --> 00:49:35,027 Ah. 553 00:49:35,185 --> 00:49:36,228 Yes? 554 00:49:37,024 --> 00:49:38,342 No. 555 00:49:38,953 --> 00:49:41,212 This might be it. - What? 556 00:49:41,262 --> 00:49:45,524 Don't move, sir. Don't you even breathe. 557 00:49:45,703 --> 00:49:49,025 Very delicate piece of mechanism, this. 558 00:49:51,850 --> 00:49:52,605 Trouble? 559 00:49:52,748 --> 00:49:55,786 Thought so. There's your trouble, sir. 560 00:49:56,585 --> 00:50:00,129 Ghosts, sir. You got ghosts in your engine. 561 00:50:00,588 --> 00:50:01,678 Ghosts? 562 00:50:03,009 --> 00:50:04,391 Mrs. Peel? 563 00:50:08,148 --> 00:50:09,283 Pax? 564 00:50:11,823 --> 00:50:13,516 Sir?